Vintage Muscle Men

Thursday, May 7, 2026

Locker Room Day

Let's spend some time in our favorite part of the sporting world, the locker room where men get naked and wet. We start with some burlies in one of those British gang tubs.

1977

These guys are supposed to be Australians from 1977.

Show me where it hurts

The team doctor told this guy to show him where it hurts,

and it looks like referral to a dentist may be on the way.

More Ruggers

Here we have some English rugby players. I have to rate rugby players

as the athletes most likely to pose nude . . . by far.

USMC

This is supposed to have been taken on the sneak in a U.S. Marine Corps locker room

in the 1980s. Based on those haircuts, I'd say there's a fair chance that is true.

Roy Campanella

Above and below, Roy Campanella of the Brooklyn Dodgers,

one of the greatest catchers in the history of baseball.

Brooklyn Dodgers

The best part of this Brooklyn Dodgers locker room is at upper right.

Cropped and enlarged below:

Peter Layden

George Strock took this photo of Peter Layden, and allstar player

for my alma mater, The University of Texas Longhorns.

Our second shower photo today features five men who look like British footballers. The showers may look primitive, but they're a step up from those gang tubs. On the other hand, I think quite a few of you viewers wouldn't mind being squeezed into a bathtub with half a dozen other naked guys.

Ten Men

Mr. Scumbeast called our last photo "ten naked men

in a locker room," but I only count nine and a half.

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Nudists looking to the side

Our theme today is nudist men looking to one side, and we start with a guy whose

body language and expression tell us that he is not a happy nudist camper.

Fence

This young man makes a nice appearance before a wooden fence and some agave plants.

Beach Ball

I'm sure there was originall a naked female off to the right in this one.

Indoor

We don't see many indoor classic nudist photos, but here's one.

Pleasant

Something pleasant seems to have this guys attention.

Smoker

I could do without the cigarette, but the man is nice.

Happy

Whatever got this guy's attention apparently made him happy.

Weight lifter

Here we have a weightlifting nudist looking off to his left.

Knee deep

This guy seems to be knee deep in some water.

Chubby

And last, but not least, we have a guy a certain viewer will no doubt enjoy.

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Dave Martin

Today we'll take a look a ten of Dave Martin's outdoor photos, none of which are at any of his iconic bayside locations. (I'm saving those for another series.) We start with Sam Mayo.